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    Ky. Man Forced To Eat Own Beard

    Fight Over Tractor Sale Led To Odd Meal

    November 11, 2010

    Harvey Westmoreland

    LAWRENCEBURG, Ky. -- A central Kentucky man said he's waiting for justice to be served after two men shaved his beard, then made him eat it.Harvey Westmoreland and his brother got into a fight with James Hill and Troy Holt in May.The dispute was over a tractor Westmoreland was trying to sell to one of the men.Westmoreland said the men felt like they were being ripped off and that's when the fight started.


    "Troy offered to buy it from me for $250 dollars. I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought I was trying to cheat him," Westmoreland told WLEX-TV. "One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire.""(Then) they cut my beard and forced me to eat it," he said.Hill and Holt pleaded guilty. It's expected they'll be fined and sentenced to supervised diversion.
    Ky. Man Forced To Eat Own Beard - News Story - WLWT Cincinnati

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    What the hell?
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    welp, if it isn't Ohio or Florida, its for sure going to be Kentucky!
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Ky. Man Forced To Eat Own Beard

    Fight Over Tractor Sale Led To Odd Meal

    November 11, 2010

    Harvey Westmoreland
    Wow, that looks like it must have been an enormous meal. This would have been a great time to have been sporting a tight little goatee.

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    I dunno, Oregon has had a few doozies.
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    vanity doesn't seem to be an issue with this bunch. they all look so simple.

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    Hold up, I'm sure their cousins find them attractive.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Hold up, I'm sure their cousins find them attractive.

    Or too difficult to outrun...
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    What the hell?
    I second that. We're all 40% human and 60% animal now.

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    Oh this made my morning!
    "One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire.""(Then) they cut my beard and forced me to eat it," he said
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    If Tom Cruise were forced to eat his own beard, would that make him a cannibal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    If Tom Cruise were forced to eat his own beard, would that make him a cannibal?

    ROFL!!!!

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    Now that is a sexy man

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