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    Default Woman assaults police officer with “rigid feminine pleasure device”

    Police say woman attacked officer with sex toy

    By Megan Craig TribLocal reporter
    Yesterday at 2:30 p.m.
    Carolee Bildsten

    A Gurnee woman who allegedly attacked a police officer with a sex toy has been charged with aggravated assault.

    Carolee Bildsten, 56, of the 5300 block of David Court, allegedly assaulted the officer on Tuesday evening with what Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick called “a rigid feminine pleasure device.”

    Police became involved when Bildsten allegedly ran out on a bill at Joe’s Crab Shack on Northridge Drive in Gurnee. According to an incident report, Bildsten has allegedly left the restaurant without paying in the past.

    A full police report on the incident wasn’t yet available, but the assault apparently occurred when a police officer went to Bildsten’s residence to investigate the unpaid tab.

    Bildsten was taken into custody and was resting in a cell at the Gurnee Police Department early Wednesday afternoon, and so could not be reached for comment.

    In addition to the aggravated assault charge, she was charged with theft of labor or services.
    Police say woman attacked officer with sex toy — Gurnee news, photos and events — TribLocal.com
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    I hope it had a courtesy wipe down first. Damned dirty dildos.
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    Interesting that she happens to look like a rigid feminine pleasure device herself.

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    I think she has a nordic beauty to her.
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    How does a slight woman sexually assault a male police officer with a gun? Actually, I'm not clear if the guy was sexually assaulted or jabbed or hit with a dildo or vibrator.

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    she reminds me of the librarian at the beginning of Ghostbusters.

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    Now why would a Nordic beauty like that need a feminine pleasure device? I bet she has dozens of offers a day to hit that.
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    Holy throw-mama-from-the-motherfucking-train...
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post

    Police became involved when Bildsten allegedly ran out on a bill at Joe’s Crab Shack

    I'm easily pleased

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    If that "weapon" was coated in bodily fluids, it could potentially be assault with a deadly weapon.
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    so much win.

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    I just want to stab her beween the eyes with a botox syringe
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    I am ever so pleased to offer this news update.

    Sex toy defendant arrested for failing to show up to court


    Bildsten


    (WAUKEGAN) A north suburban woman accused of threatening an officer with a sex toy is behind bars after being arrested Tuesday afternoon for failing to appear in court.
    Carolee Bildsten, 56, of Gurnee, is charged with one misdemeanor count of aggravated assault and theft of labor after her initial Nov. 9 arrest, Gurnee police Cmdr. Jay Patrick said.
    Bildsten allegedly walked out on a tab at Joe’s Crab Shack in Gurnee, then approached an officer in a threatening manner when police arrived at her home. She allegedly threatened the officer with what police described as a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device"
    An arrest warrant was issued on Dec. 23 when Bildsten failed to appear in court.
    On Tuesday, Bildsten was arrested by Gurnee police and brought to the Lake County Jail on a $75,000 arrest warrant, Lake County Sheriff's police spokesman Christopher Thompson said. She is scheduled to appear in court later Wednesday.
    The situation unfolded when an officer was told by a restaurant employee that Bildsten came to the restaurant and ordered a dinner and wine, then went outside and sat on a bench. Police were called because Bildsten had allegedly skipped out on a restaurant bill two weeks prior, police said.
    Bildsten was found near Six Flags Great America lying in the grass on the South Side of Grand Avenue, the release said. An officer spoke to her and she told him she was OK. She appeared to be intoxicated and the officer told her she had to pay her bill.
    When she said she had money at her apartment and could pay the bill, an officer escorted her to the nearby residence, the release said. Once there she walked into her bedroom, opened a drawer and removed the sex toy, holding it over her head and approaching the officer in a threatening manner, a release from police said.
    The officer knocked the device out of the way before he could be hit and placed Bildsten under arrest, the release said.
    Bildsten was released on a personal recognizance bond and issued a court date of Dec. 6 at the Lake County courthouse, Patrick said. She was also charged with pedestrian under the influence for walking on public roadways while intoxicated.
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    Woman accused of cop assault with sex toy says she acted in self-defense

    By Megan Craig TribLocal reporter
    Today at 1:56 p.m.

    Carolee Bildsten, the woman accused of attacking a Gurnee police officer with a sex toy after running out on a bill at Joe's Crab Shack, stands in front of the restaurant recently. (Megan Craig, Tribune)


    The woman accused of attacking a Gurnee police officer with a sex toy said she was acting in self-defense.
    Carolee Bildsten, 57, was arrested in November after police said she raised a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” over her head and went at the officer.
    “I got a little bit afraid,” she said during an interview Tuesday. “I got scared. And the only thing in my sock drawer besides my socks and my cash was a dildo.”
    The officer was not injured, said Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick.
    And that’s because he wasn’t attacked, Bildsten contends.
    Bildsten said she was lonely and hungry on Nov. 9, the day she went to Joe’s Crab Shack on Route 132. She ordered a glass of wine, and dinner. And then another glass of wine.
    At the end of the meal, Bildsten said she reached into her pocket to grab her credit card – she’d walked to Joe’s and “wanted to travel light” without a purse – only to find it wasn’t there.
    “I sheepishly told the bartender that I didn’t have any money with me but that I lived nearby, so I was going to run home and get money,” she said.
    Bildsten went outside and waited for a taxi, but when the taxi didn’t show, she decided to walk, she said, despite having a broken foot at the time.
    She got to about Great America, tripped over something, and fell down – which is where a police report indicated the officer involved in the incident found Bildsten lying in the grass.
    “Partly, I was intoxicated, so that had something to do with it,” she said. “But I also had a broken foot, so I wasn’t walking real well.”
    The officer told her to pay her Crab Shack bill or risk arrest, at which point he was “kind enough to take me home,” Bildsten said.
    Once in the apartment on David Court, Bildsten went to her bedroom to get cash out of a sock drawer, she said.
    “I’m counting my cash to make sure I take out enough, and the officer walks into my bedroom and startles me,” Bildsten said, adding that she had recently read an article about a Gurnee police officer who was convicted of sexual assault, which made her nervous.
    “I don’t know, it was just this male police officer and me in the apartment, and he startled me,” she said.
    Bildsten said she never attacked the officer with the sex toy. She just “instinctively raised it up in a defensive move.”
    The officer walked over to her, grabbed her arm, and the toy fell to the ground. The officer then arrested Bildsten.
    Bildsten said she intends to plead not guilty at a court hearing sheduled for Thursday at the Lake County courthouse in Waukegan.
    “I did not assault him. I’m not guilty of that,” she said. “I simply was defending myself.”
    Patrick said he couldn’t comment on the case, which is pending in court.
    An avid golfer and fan of thoroughbred horseracing, Bildsten holds a degree from the University of Wisconsin. She spent much of her career as a dietician, then opened an ice cream shop near Lake Forest. She’s currently unemployed, and lives with her dog, a German shorthair pointer.
    Bildsten is also an active member of Alcoholics Anonymous, she said.
    “I’m working on improving my life to avoid any further police encounters,” she said.
    Because she didn’t intend to dine-and-ditch at Joe’s Crab Shack, Bildsten said she sent a money order the next day to cover her bill. She said it was the first time she’d eaten at the restaurant in years, and a report that she had recently run out on a bill there was incorrect.
    She called the whole incident humiliating.
    Woman accused of cop assault with sex toy says she acted in self-defense — Gurnee news, photos and events — TribLocal.com
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