There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime.

After three neighbours' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.

So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, ?I need a good guard
dog.?

And the clerk replied, ?Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is
this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.?

The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.?

The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to
the dog, ?Karate that table.? The dog went up to the table and broke it
in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was
expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew
karate, and he said ?Karate my ***!?

I bet you can imagine what happened to the poor husband..............