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Thread: Guide to Bathroom Use for Men and Women

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    Default Guide to Bathroom Use for Men and Women


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    Notice the piss splatter as the man pees. And no hand washing on his side? Gross.

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    I NEVER touch the handle to flush the toliet. I do it with toliet paper or my foot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Notice the piss splatter as the man pees. And no hand washing on his side? Gross.
    That's because they think like this:


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    "Look everyone, I only touched my penis!"
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    God, men should pee into a vacuum to eliminate the piss splatter. Can you tell this really bothers me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    God, men should pee into a vacuum to eliminate the piss splatter. Can you tell this really bothers me?
    It's not safe to put a penis and a vacuum together. Somehow(!) the penis ends up in the vacuum and the guy has to be taken to the emergency room.

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    personal experience?

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    Yes, need to know more. Ya know, for emergencies.

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    I've read some horrifying articles in pathology journals (with pictures!). These cases are fairly common in Australia, for some reason. Probably less so in New Zealand, where more sheep are available.

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    Pictures!!!
    Um never mind. Don't want to know lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoAmI View Post
    I've read some horrifying articles in pathology journals (with pictures!). These cases are fairly common in Australia, for some reason. Probably less so in New Zealand, where more sheep are available.
    I always love the story the guy tells the doctors: well, I was vacuuming in the nude and I tripped and my penis got sucked in!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lalique View Post
    I always love the story the guy tells the doctors: well, I was vacuuming in the nude and I tripped and my penis got sucked in!
    A million to one shot, I tell ya!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lalique View Post
    I always love the story the guy tells the doctors: well, I was vacuuming in the nude and I tripped and my penis got sucked in!

    Very similar to the 'I was hanging my drapes in the nude, and fell and somehow landed on this pop bottle and it went up my ass and got stuck!"


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