I miss George Bush just because he was so damn funny. The only funnier politician who I can remember was Dan Quayle. Here are a few Quayle quotes to remind you of his brilliance too:
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.
From the quotes above, it's clear to me that anyone who thinks they don't have what it takes to be vice president, or even president, of the United States of America just has low self esteem.