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    9 Things I Hate About Everyone

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell i s yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



    2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

    3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

    4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

    5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

    6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

    8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

    9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

    *** Forward this to at least 11 people and see what comes on your screen, you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don't know how

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    Default Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone

    soooo many comedians have this worked into their routine, it's weird.

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    I still find it funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ
    soooo many comedians have this worked into their routine, it's weird.
    ^^
    Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable.

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    I had this email months ago, I love it!

    I never got the forwarding thing though, whats supposed to happen, or is that just something they add to make you forward it??
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    its just something they say to make you forward the email tiara

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    ^^ Ye I thought so, I never forward emails anyway so I was just curious!

    I received one from a friend this morning saying something about msn is shutting down because of too many people creating more than 1 account for themselves so they only have a few usernames left. If you want to keep your account then forward on the email, I say bs, especially considering the fact that it was sent to my work email which is in no way connected to msn!
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    ^^ Forward it and you'll get a Beetle for free

    whoops too late now
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    Gonna copy this and send this to my brother. He bitches about this all the time.

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    How about people who are eating something and say "ew, this is horrible...here, try it!"

    Gee, thanks for offering someone who is supposedly your friend something you find absolutely abhorrent.

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    i get them from my grandma who never writes anything personal; she just forwards me (and the whole family) shit everyday and never writes me back if I send her anything personal so i've just been forwarding her stupid shit lately too .

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss_perfect
    How about people who are eating something and say "ew, this is horrible...here, try it!"

    Gee, thanks for offering someone who is supposedly your friend something you find absolutely abhorrent.

    Yeah, along the same lines is smelling something horrid (like a container of rotten food from the fridge) and then shoving it in your mates face, 'ewwww, smell this!'
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    Or "does this taste rotten to you?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss_perfect
    How about people who are eating something and say "ew, this is horrible...here, try it!"

    Gee, thanks for offering someone who is supposedly your friend something you find absolutely abhorrent.
    Ha! Mr. Twitchy does that all the time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiara
    ^^ Ye I thought so, I never forward emails anyway so I was just curious!

    I received one from a friend this morning saying something about msn is shutting down because of too many people creating more than 1 account for themselves so they only have a few usernames left. If you want to keep your account then forward on the email, I say bs, especially considering the fact that it was sent to my work email which is in no way connected to msn!
    You mean this one?

    Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but
    msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are
    taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one
    person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your
    account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your
    account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no
    joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks.
    WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU
    WILL COST 10.00 A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST.
    NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY. COPY THE
    WHOLE EMAIL. GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE THANK YOU FOR
    YOUR ATTENTION
    hey everyone, i dont normally send this sort of stuff out but had a look on
    the internet and its actually true . On the 1st of november , we will have
    to pay for the use of our MSN and email accounts unless we send this message
    to at least 18 contacts on your contact list. It's no joke if you don't
    believe me then go to the site (
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1189119.stm ) and see for yourself.
    Anyways once you've sent this message to at least 18 contacts, your msn dude
    will become blue. please copy and paste don't forward cos people won't take
    notice of it
    I'm hoping that Andy and John went to some sort of school and know how to write properly with correct grammar

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