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    Default The Geography Of A Woman

    Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,

    Naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

    Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to

    >trade especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced

    Of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing, but still a

    Warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by

    Past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

    Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are

    unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all

    Conquering past but alas, no future.

    After 70, they become Afghanistan.. Almost everyone knows where it

    is, but no one wants to go there.

    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
    G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF - Would you like to buy a vowel??

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    Default Re: The Geography Of A Woman

    hehe so true!

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