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    Default Whoops!

    A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to
    the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

    Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'

    God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'

    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!

    Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

    After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

    While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

    Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years?

    Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?'

    God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

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    HAHAHAHAHA! thats a good one!

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    Elite Member sprynkles's Avatar
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    Lol, good one!
    Morbid I know, but I have imagined what will be in the p.s addicted peoples coffins long after they're dead. Bones, hair, bags of silicone, various implants from chins and cheeks and bright white veneers.

    Meryl doesn't even try anymore. She just calls Lanvin and asks for curtains with a belt.~Bitter
    Can we interest you in Leann Rimes? She has a nice little cadre of fans you'd probably enjoy.~ Pecan Pie

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