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    How many women would use this site for what its supposed to be used for? And how many perverts would use it for a totally different reason??

    NSFW: http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html
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    haha OMG Tiara!! im not gonna even ask how you found that, but hell yeah that will be used by perverts worldwide, esp the nude one!

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    If all it takes are some boucing CGI generated fake nipples to get sexually excited then you officially have problems.

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    My pervy colleague sent it to me, God knows where he found it!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator
    If all it takes are some boucing CGI generated fake nipples to get sexually excited then you officially have problems.
    most men have problems the thing is though there will be men out there who are like woah and dribbling over it even though its fake

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    Ye plus its only a joke.
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    That's funny. The first time, I just went along with it, & put my real info in. Then, of course, I put in the biggest cup size & the highest activity. WHOA!

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    ^^ I did the exact same thing!!
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    ^^ hehe yeah, one of those 'lets see what happens if your a GG and go running?'

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    That's it. i dont' care how late I'm running for *anything* *ever* again, because even with my correct size and low activity, OW OW OW OW OW! If running down the corridor does that, jesus, it's no wonder I have so many bruises on my chin!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiara
    Ye plus its only a joke.

    Really?

    I was getting excited to see that they had my size. It even had the arms knocking in to the damn things when they're swinging. I haven't had good support since I was a D cup.

    Damn!
    Snooky Wookums, prepare for the invasion!

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    I just HAD to choose the biggest boobs and highest level of activity ..........
    my only chance to see what Dog The Bounty Hunter's wife looks like under her "garments" when she's chasin' down those bad guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mklady
    Really?

    I was getting excited to see that they had my size. It even had the arms knocking in to the damn things when they're swinging. I haven't had good support since I was a D cup.

    Damn!
    I don't think it is a joke. It links to the VS website when you click where to buy?. Check it out mklady.

    http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/uk/index.asp?page=17

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    what a shame I couldn't get some of those bouncy pics
    to work as an avatar...I might have to settle for this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by wakemeat630
    I don't think it is a joke. It links to the VS website when you click where to buy?. Check it out mklady.

    http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/uk/index.asp?page=17
    Yeah, I saw it in Women First or whatever the other day. I don't know if I can spend 50 bucks on a sports bra without seeing if it gives me a butt on my chest first. I hate that!
    Snooky Wookums, prepare for the invasion!

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