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    Lord Jesus Christ suffers minor injuries in downtown Northampton crosswalk mishap

    By Patrick Johnson, The Republican

    May 06, 2010, 5:07PM

    NORTHAMPTON - A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said.

    Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.

    Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released.

    Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.

    Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.

    Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name.

    Lord Jesus Christ suffers minor injuries in downtown Northampton crosswalk mishap | Massachusetts Local News - MassLive.com
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    I'm thinking Brittany better take her ass to church on Sunday.
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