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    Default The (Potential) Intern From Hell

    Every season, at every company, there has to be that one terrible intern. Usually they just fall asleep at work, or show up drunk. Allow us to introduce you to one intern candidate who sounds much, much worse.

    A tipster sent us these emails from a real intern applicant at a company in New York. After the company didn't get back to him after one full day, the would-be intern sent them this reminder note:

    Goodness! The company wrote back to the applicant saying that the internships had already been filled, and by the way, the note he sent was rude. This was his response:

    Interns: Always teaching.

    The (Potential) Intern From Hell - Interns - Gawker
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    WOW - just WOW.

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    Foot meet a$$.

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    I would like to take the cold hard hand of reality and sucker punch that person with it.
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    Wow!!! ...and that is exactly what NOT to do if you would like a position with a company. It's frightening to think that anyone would have thought those emails were sensible.

    Happy trails to you...until we meet again.
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    But he's ENTITLED to work there.
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    Wow!! I would love to see the resume and cover letter of this freak.
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    What's the betting that they were similarly popular and sought after at school. 10p, anyone? Anyone?
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    Default The Potential Intern from Hell Returns

    Last month we introduced you to The (Potential) Intern From Hell, a young gent with some very tough words for a company at which he applied to intern.

    Well, he saw the piece on Gawker. And was not amused.

    Our hero recently sent this follow-up to the same company where he'd originally applied:

    And to reward his pluck and persistence, they decided to give him that internship.

    (Not really.)

    The (Potential) Intern From Hell Returns
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    Ha! The guy reminds me of PB.
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    He should apply at Fox news, they'd probably give him his own show.

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