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    Hit By Ban Bus! AliceInWonderland's Avatar
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    Default Funny away messages from AOL users

    An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

    I have a better one but I can't copy and paste it for some reason...

    here's the funniest one I've seen; it totally describes me and some other losers I know

    Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a fun life, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List. You have people on that list you haven’t talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages every day to see what they’re up to (borderline stalking). So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mouse Pad., and don’t wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone’s away message may change…

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    Ooh the escalator one was from Mitch Hedberg

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    ^ I knew I recognized it from somewhere!

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