The Creepiest Children's Books Ever (PICTURES)
Joined At Birth: The Lives Of Conjoined Twins
"One Nation Indivisible," indeed
The Pocket Book Of BONERS
If someone tells you they have a "pocket book of boners," you should probably turn and walk in the other direction. No wait, run.
It Hurts When I Poop!
T-M-I, little one! But seriously, where did he get that awesome dinosaur toilet paper holder? We just have that simple plastic one, and it doesn't dole out hugs.
Gay-Time Painting Book
Granted, they probably mean "gay" as in "happy." But the goat's horn up the bum and creepy farmer looking on approvingly? Something not so "happy" is going on.
Who Cares About Disabled People?
Wow, book. Way to be a Jerk! What's next, "Who Cares About Elderly People?"
One, Two, Three, Pull!
That's what she said...?
Do little boys really need a book to tell them how to do this?
Hair In Funny Places
"Yep, that's some armpit hair." -Dr. Ted. E. Bear, M.D.
Cooking With Pooh
You'd think the creators of this book would have been familiar enough with children to know what they think upon hearing the word "Pooh."
Where Willy Went...
Unfortunately, the answer to that question is going to be disgusting 99% of the time.
A Scary Thing Happened
We're going to go ahead and say a tornado or a car accident aren't exactly on the same "scary thing" scale as 9/11. The fact that it's a coloring book makes it even worse.
Ma! There's Nothing To Do Here!
Pro-Life pamphlets would be a lot more effective if they went the whole "your fetus can complain inside you" route.
My Two Uncles
We're in no way saying having gay uncles is creepy, but this book cover showing two grown men hovering over an androgynous child with creepy smiles definitely sends the wrong message.
I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much
Yikes! What happened to escapism? Please go to "Narnia," or something!
Hiroshima No Pika
Somehow, an illustrated book with nude corpses on the cover is not how we'd go about explaining nuclear war to children.
The Long Journey Of Mr. Poop
A wolf in a lab coat saying "Yum" at a giant turd isn't even the weirdest thing on this book cover. Maybe it's the fact that Mr. Poop (or Senor Caca) is wearing a beret and plaid golfer pants.