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    Talking 90 Types of Bitches

    I'm not sure where this originated, since the following is from someone's blog post early March. But it's damn hilarious! So I decided to share with y'all. This list was compiled by an anonymous Washington, DC Charter School Student. I followed a link from a friend and ended up here:

    And I Am Not Lying ╗ Blog Archive ╗ Types of Bitches. Enjoy!






    #44 THROUGH #58 UNAVAILABLE: PAGE MISSING




    #85 is my personal favorite.
    Bringin' up old shit since 1998.

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    Hilarious!!

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    ROFL

    "Spanish bitches who think theys all that cuz of their hair."
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    i'm cracking up at the entire list.
    i love #84
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    #68-Protecting their store bitches. Really?

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    They forgot 'bitches that can't spell when making lists of bitches'.
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    My favorite was "same wearing clothes each day" bitches.

    That list is full of win!

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    WTF is 67? Big gap bitches? What are those?

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    ^^^
    gap-toofed maybe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    They forgot 'bitches that can't spell when making lists of bitches'.
    That must have been one of the missing ones. Absolutely hysterical.
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    #69 is my fave. "Pajama outside bitches" ROFL
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    "Uncreative bitches" is my favourite too!

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    This kid deserves an A just for that list.

    #79 is my line. Guess I've run into lots of these.

    Lots of additions by people posting to the site:


    Bi’atches!
    Bitches who eat doo doo
    Bitches that be having a bald spot
    Bitches who think they all that but ain’t
    Bitches who don’t know they bitches
    Bitches who carry their dogs round all the time
    Bitches who on TV and think they all that
    Bitches that are wack
    Bitches that dress in all immitation designer shiznit
    Bitches who aint got no man but think they do
    Bitches who don’t know that they is female dogs
    Bitches that think they all that cuz they fly one time
    Bitches that think they can sing but cant
    Bitches who be playing my ass
    Bitches that bitch at other bitches
    Bitches that dress in all one color cuz they think they all that
    Bitches that got yellow eyes cuz they dirty
    Gap toothed bitches with spinich in they teeth
    Camel toe bitches
    Spit when they talk bitches
    Bitches who think they from africa but was born in the ghetto
    Bitches that think they all that but actually got toe fungas
    Think they all that cuz their dad got money bitches
    Long nose hair bitches
    Bitches that is ain’t givin you no respect
    Bitches that be playin they man
    Bitches that ain’t got no money but think they does!

    Playin with they cheese pussy bitch
    Bitch who steal yo shit
    Bitches that lick they selves
    Bitches who call bitches, bitches
    Crazy Bitches
    Bitches that talk all gay!
    Bitches that is all gay
    Bitches that think they gay but ain’t
    Bitches that is Lesbians and dig the fatties
    Bitches with stretch marks
    Bitches who is in third grade and be hangin with 4th graders
    Bitches that eat icecream up they butts
    Bitches with cheese fungus
    Bitches that ain’t got no eye brows cuz they pluck and is stupid
    Bitches that draw on their eyebrows
    Wig wearin bitches
    Bitches with clown shoes
    Bitches who be wearin fake nails
    Bitches with a tramp stamp
    Broken bone bitches beggin fer simpathy
    Bitches who think they all that but who I hate
    Whitches who aint got no satisfaction
    Bitches who think they all that cuz they use Pedegg


    Oh, And:

    LivinInDCBitch Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 7:05 am

    I want to hear this read out loud by Christopher Walkin.


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    Cheese pussy? What the fuck is some cheese pussy? The PedEgg one owns lol
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