Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Unemployed In New York

[celeb_2006]

Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Unemployed In New York

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEriSPg3_Fc[/YOUTUBE]

At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic.

Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world's largest penis.

Yes, that's a fact.

Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother.

Falcon had been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he his now "between jobs" due to the "rough economy."

And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

[Little Goon]

Good grief, if even the worlds largest penis can't land you a job then its certain that nothing else will either.

There is no hope for the America economy.

[heart_leigh]

Eww. I don't give a shit if his dick is that huge.

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten foot pole.

[Sarzy]

I wouldn't let one that size anywhere near me no matter how hot he was

[A*O]

So, do we get to see the goods?!?

[sputnik]

^^^
i know. not even bulge in that video.
i bet he's got a 13.5 in pencil dick though...

[msdeb]

Big dicks, little dicks, it all sucks in this economy.

[sputnik]

found it:
NSFW (duh)

http://images.heaven666.org/p/4/jonah-falcon.jpg

[heart_leigh]

So, do we get to see the goods?!?

eta: I missed sput's previous post of his wang.

This pic was taken when he was younger and thinner. It's all blurred out, but I think you get the idea. From what I can make of it, it resembles a baby elephant's trunk. Okay, just use your imagination.

Oh, and just in case...nsfw

http://z.about.com/d/weirdnews/1/0/e...er_blurred.jpg

[PoisonGirl]

OMFG!! Gross! I would hit that man if he came near me with that thing!

[Brookie]

Oh come on! No fair with the blurring out bullshit.

[heart_leigh]

Oh come on! No fair with the blurring out bullshit.

Fear not, Brookie. More pics coming your way. (I can't believe I took the time to look for pics.)

nsfw

http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-con...lcon_naked.jpg

http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-con...ah_falcon1.jpg

http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-con...con_naked3.jpg

http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-con...ah_falcon4.jpg

http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-con...con_naked5.jpg

[angelais]

Eww. That is just not appealing or attractive in any way.

[Brookie]

Hmmm, first guy I've seen who could inflict bruises on his OWN knees with his wienie. Impressive. How does he wear pants? (Besides very carefully.)

[A*O]

OK it's pretty big but only for a white boy.