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    Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Unemployed In New York

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEriSPg3_Fc[/YOUTUBE]

    At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic.

    Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world's largest penis.

    Yes, that's a fact.

    Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother.

    Falcon had been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he his now "between jobs" due to the "rough economy."

    And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

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    Good grief, if even the worlds largest penis can't land you a job then its certain that nothing else will either.

    There is no hope for the America economy.
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    Eww. I don't give a shit if his dick is that huge.

    I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten foot pole.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    I wouldn't let one that size anywhere near me no matter how hot he was

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    So, do we get to see the goods?!?
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    ^^^
    i know. not even bulge in that video.
    i bet he's got a 13.5 in pencil dick though...
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    Big dicks, little dicks, it all sucks in this economy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    So, do we get to see the goods?!?
    eta: I missed sput's previous post of his wang.

    This pic was taken when he was younger and thinner. It's all blurred out, but I think you get the idea. From what I can make of it, it resembles a baby elephant's trunk. Okay, just use your imagination.

    Oh, and just in case...nsfw

    http://z.about.com/d/weirdnews/1/0/e...er_blurred.jpg
    Rock the fuck on!

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    OMFG!! Gross! I would hit that man if he came near me with that thing!
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    Oh come on! No fair with the blurring out bullshit.
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Oh come on! No fair with the blurring out bullshit.
    Fear not, Brookie. More pics coming your way. (I can't believe I took the time to look for pics.)

    nsfw

    http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-con...lcon_naked.jpg

    http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-con...ah_falcon1.jpg

    http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-con...con_naked3.jpg

    http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-con...ah_falcon4.jpg

    http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-con...con_naked5.jpg
    Rock the fuck on!

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    Eww. That is just not appealing or attractive in any way.
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    Hmmm, first guy I've seen who could inflict bruises on his OWN knees with his wienie. Impressive. How does he wear pants? (Besides very carefully.)
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    OK it's pretty big but only for a white boy.
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