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    Default 6 reasons bacon is better than true love

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    Damn right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post




    Fuckking A... bring on the bacon and shut up the yapping!
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    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    I freakin love bacon. Bacon sandwiches are totes better than true love.
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    BACON!!! Just no maple, candied or turkey bacon.
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    Has anyone ever had this:

    My grandma made it for us whenever we spent the night.. the next morning for breakfast and it was my favorite!!!!!! Sounds gross but I freaking love this weird stuff.
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    I think it was comedian, Jim Gaffigan who does this whole bit on why bacon is so wonderful! He said it's the only food that when you are cooking it, you hear it applaud.

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    I'm surprised there are only 6 reasons.
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    hah, that's awesome!
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    7. Ever got pregnant from bacon? Didn't think so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    I freakin love bacon. Bacon sandwiches are totes better than true love.
    Ever tried bacon on toast with pickled red cabbage on it? A mate of mine thought I was completely insane to eat it until he tried it himself. Om nom nom!

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    Pickled red cabbage? I've never heard of that.. I'd try it.
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    8. Ever got an STD from bacon? Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    7. Ever got pregnant from bacon? Didn't think so.
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    8. Ever got an STD from bacon? Nope.


    During college I worked in a gourmet shop where I would take home Canadian bacon or Irish bacon (both sliced from the slab). Oh what fabulous breakfasts!

    Does bacon ever taste bad? Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsChiff View Post
    Pickled red cabbage? I've never heard of that.. I'd try it.
    My mum used to make her own, and although its pretty simple to do I'm a lazy bitch and buy it from a shop

    Pickled Red Cabbage Recipe

    This recipe sounds pretty similar to how my mum used to make it, although I don't remember her doing the salt part (but I could be wrong).

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