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    Default Mini Brazilian Lady Gaga

    wtf???


    Wednesday, March 3rd 2010
    This Is Our Future, Part 8

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    For those of you who watch the hilarious abomination known as Toddlers & Tiaras, this is probably going to be tame for you. This is 8-year-old Laura Fontana goo-goo ga-ga-ing as Lady GaGa on a Brazilian TV talent show while her mother (surprisingly, not a Cyrus) cheered her on backstage. Creepy crawling aside, Laura sounds exactly like my mother trying to sing along to a Lady GaGa song in the car while I stick my head out of the window to escape the madness.
    By the way, why is Santy Claus cheering this on?! This is not how I envisioned him spending his off-season. STOP YOURSELF, Santy Claus! Get your nasty ass back to the North Pole to answer the letter I wrote you when I was 6-years-old (okay, I was really 26-years-old).
    And just to be on the safe side, you might want to throw your browser's cookies in the trash after watching this or PedoBear may come a sniffin'. Better yet, just throw your entire computer in the trash and get a new one. I'll save you a place in the line at Best Buy.
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    not only can't she sing, but that poor kidlet's fug as hell. reminds me of that scrawny, tranny-esque dwarf who does the creepy dances. i think she was in a david lynch movie. damn, what was her name?
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    Somebody call child services. Now.

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    Wtf? Totally inappropriate.

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    she sings well but i agree, her performance is totally not age appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    wtf???


    Wednesday, March 3rd 2010
    This Is Our Future, Part 8

    [youtube]2kkp6qBDqkQ[/youtube]




    For those of you who watch the hilarious abomination known as Toddlers & Tiaras, this is probably going to be tame for you. This is 8-year-old Laura Fontana goo-goo ga-ga-ing as Lady GaGa on a Brazilian TV talent show while her mother (surprisingly, not a Cyrus) cheered her on backstage. Creepy crawling aside, Laura sounds exactly like my mother trying to sing along to a Lady GaGa song in the car while I stick my head out of the window to escape the madness.
    By the way, why is Santy Claus cheering this on?! This is not how I envisioned him spending his off-season. STOP YOURSELF, Santy Claus! Get your nasty ass back to the North Pole to answer the letter I wrote you when I was 6-years-old (okay, I was really 26-years-old).
    And just to be on the safe side, you might want to throw your browser's cookies in the trash after watching this or PedoBear may come a sniffin'. Better yet, just throw your entire computer in the trash and get a new one. I'll save you a place in the line at Best Buy.
    via The Daily What (Thanks, I guess, to everyone who sent this in)

    Posted by: Michael K
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    not only can't she sing, but that poor kidlet's fug as hell. reminds me of that scrawny, tranny-esque dwarf who does the creepy dances. i think she was in a david lynch movie. damn, what was her name?

    Bridget the Midget, maybe?

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    Or Goddess Bunny?

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    ^^
    yup, it's goddess bunny. the internet goddess twitchy figured that out for me on another thread.
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    Oh I think this is cute as can be. She's dressed in a very tame costume and for her singing she probably doesn't know english and trying to sing the song phenetically. I don't compare this to the tiara and toddlers level of sin. This reminds me so much of Olive's preformance in Little Miss Sunshine.

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