Jesus Christ, the first two were absolutely hilarious. I think the third looked kind of faked.
'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." --Sinclair Lewis
Funny. The third one looks staged, though.
Rock the fuck on!
LOL That's hilarious. The second one reminds me of my Mum. One night she had too many drinks and went to bed. Later she needed to go to the toilet and couldn't get out of bed. She sat on the edge and pushed herself off, but couldn't stop until she smashed her head into the wall and mirror across the room. She was fine but the wall and mirror still bare the scars.
It's like you ate too much crazy then puked it all over a post and hit submit - Nancydrew
Where we are living, our bedroom is tiny, and many a time I've wrenched myself out of bed after a drinking bout, needing to go to the washroom, and I walk directly into the wall that is only about a foot away from the bed.
I've banged my melon against the wall, but the melon is harder than the wall itself, which is crumbling.
It's said that the Creator takes care of fools, alcoholics and children.
At least I don't have to see butt-crack during my nocturnal ramblings!
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