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    Jesus Christ, the first two were absolutely hilarious. I think the third looked kind of faked.
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    Loved the second one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    Jesus Christ, the first two were absolutely hilarious. I think the third looked kind of faked.
    Butt! That was not faked-taken from inside a patrol car. It was also my favorite!
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    #3 looks ridiculously fake.

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    Funny. The third one looks staged, though.
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    LOL That's hilarious. The second one reminds me of my Mum. One night she had too many drinks and went to bed. Later she needed to go to the toilet and couldn't get out of bed. She sat on the edge and pushed herself off, but couldn't stop until she smashed her head into the wall and mirror across the room. She was fine but the wall and mirror still bare the scars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity View Post
    LOL That's hilarious. The second one reminds me of my Mum. One night she had too many drinks and went to bed. Later she needed to go to the toilet and couldn't get out of bed. She sat on the edge and pushed herself off, but couldn't stop until she smashed her head into the wall and mirror across the room. She was fine but the wall and mirror still bare the scars.
    Aw, your poor mum.

    Where we are living, our bedroom is tiny, and many a time I've wrenched myself out of bed after a drinking bout, needing to go to the washroom, and I walk directly into the wall that is only about a foot away from the bed.

    I've banged my melon against the wall, but the melon is harder than the wall itself, which is crumbling.

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