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    Default Behold! The American of the future.

    I wonder why it was deemed necessary to label the Jewish person as 'Born in America'?



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    I like how they just assume people born with natural tans won't factor into the equation of being a typical American. That just makes the drophead about the composite being 'more or less accurate' even funnier.

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    Was wondering, where's the black people? (and the native americans, mexicans, asians, etc) and then I remembered the date of this.

    Turns out, the American of the future looks a little more like...

    Tiger Woods maybe?
    Rae Dawn Chong?
    Rosario Dawson?

    That was weird about the "born in America" tacked on to the Jewish person. Like we couldn't wonder the same about any of the others?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Was wondering, where's the black people? (and the native americans, mexicans, asians, etc) and then I remembered the date of this.

    Turns out, the American of the future looks a little more like...

    Tiger Woods maybe?
    Rae Dawn Chong?
    Rosario Dawson?

    That was weird about the "born in America" tacked on to the Jewish person. Like we couldn't wonder the same about any of the others?
    Or Rashida Jones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Was wondering, where's the black people?
    They were probably hoping to extinguish them soon enough.
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    They also forgot to add the extra 40 pounds for the 'American of the future'. American Fattie.
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    And no women! These fundies are forever closeted, eh?

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    They couldn't vote either so they weren't 'real' Americans.

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    Did they use an Italian mug shot?

    What's Magyar?

    But they were really wrong they must not have realized that black people would thrive haha.

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    Magyar is a Hungarian ethnic group. There was no Hungary as such at the time; it was the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

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    I think the Italian dude is cute! Ye olde folk were weird eh?
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    Well at least they weren't all white.

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    Wow, that mick's got enormous nostrils!

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