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    Lightbulb Test for Dementia!

    Test for Dementia
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    >B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
    >them instantly. You can't take your time. Answer all of them immediately
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    >OK?
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    >Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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    >Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
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    >First Question:
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    >Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
    >position are you in?
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    >Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
    >absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his
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    >you are second!
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    >Try not to screw up next time.
    >Now answer the second question,
    >but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?
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    >Second Question:
    >I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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    >Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
    >again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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    >You're not very good at this, are you?
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    >Third Question:
    >Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
    >Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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    >Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
    >Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000
    >Now add 10 . What is the total?
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    >Scroll down for answer.....
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    >Did you get 5000 ?
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    >The correct answer is actually 4100.
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    >If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
    >Today is definitely not your day, is it?
    >Maybe you'll get the last question right....
    >....Maybe.
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    >Fourth Question:
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    >Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
    >4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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    >Did you Answer Nunu?
    >NO! Of course it isn't.
    >Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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    >Okay, now the bonus round:
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    >A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
    >imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
    >expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
    >done.
    >Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
    >sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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    >He just has to open his mouth and ask...
    >It's really very simple....
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    >PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
    >SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

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    Default Re: Test for Dementia!

    LOL! Yeah, I'll admit it I got most of these wrong.

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    Default Re: Test for Dementia!

    I got the math one right...

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    Default Re: Test for Dementia!

    smart ass!

    I got the second one right
    duh

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    Default Re: Test for Dementia!

    The math one is stupid
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Default Re: Test for Dementia!

    I can't believe SVZ allows this to be in the Health and Fitness section; it was a joke that I put it there!
    Last edited by AliceInWonderland; February 23rd, 2006 at 03:11 PM.

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