Okay after a brief trip back to the midwest, I realized that the idiots who come up with these store names I ran across. Were probably drunk or just plain white trash hillbillies or maybe both. Of course they are laughing all the way to the white trash bank.
Kum 'n Go (my personal favorite)
Loaf and Jug
Pump-n-Munch (sounds like a porno)
Hep-Ur-Sef (I saw this in Tennessee years ago)