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    Okay after a brief trip back to the midwest, I realized that the idiots who come up with these store names I ran across. Were probably drunk or just plain white trash hillbillies or maybe both. Of course they are laughing all the way to the white trash bank.

    Kum 'n Go (my personal favorite)
    Loaf and Jug
    Git-n-Split.
    Pump-n-Munch (sounds like a porno)
    Hep-Ur-Sef (I saw this in Tennessee years ago)
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    Okay after a brief trip back to the midwest, I realized that the idiots who come up with these store names I ran across. Were probably drunk or just plain white trash hillbillies or maybe both. Of course they are laughing all the way to the white trash bank.

    Kum 'n Go (my personal favorite)
    Loaf and Jug
    Git-n-Split.
    Pump-n-Munch (sounds like a porno)
    Hep-Ur-Sef (I saw this in Tennessee years ago)
    "Kum 'n Go" Not sure I would want to use the bathrooms there.

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    Forget the funny name - if that place is selling gas for a buck thirty-two, give me the address!!!

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    Gville Stob 1

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    That was what was spray painted on the side of a derelict building here in town that was passing itself off as a "convenient mart" but was a front from drug dealers and welfare/food stamp fraud. I'd post a picture, but when they were caught the building was razed.

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