Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: Heartbroken in NYC? Call the Death Bear to do away with an ex's stuff

  1. #1
    Elite Member Grimmlok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In WhoreLand fucking your MOM
    Posts
    55,372

    Red face Heartbroken in NYC? Call the Death Bear to do away with an ex's stuff

    If you're suffering through a painful breakup, a NYC performance artist called the Death Bear will come to your home and remove all evidence of your former love.



    We all have someone or something we would rather just forget. Things fall apart. Love hurts. Dreams die. But when you summon Death Bear to your door, you can rest assured that help has come. At first you may be intimidated by his stature and color (7 feet tall with a hard, black bear head, black jumpsuit, and black boots), but absorbing the memories of others is a dark art, and Death Bear must present himself appropriately for this solemn duty.

    Death Bear will take things from you that trigger painful memories and stow them away in his cave where they will remain forever allowing you to move on with your life. Give him an ex's clothes, old photos, mementos, letters, etc. Death Bear is here to assist you in your time of tragedy, heartbreak, and loss.

    Let Death Bear help you, and absorb your pain into his cave.

    Joe. My. God.: Heartbroken In NYC? Call The Death Bear
    lol
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

  2. #2
    Elite Member sputnik's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    fellow traveller
    Posts
    51,121

    Default

    hahahaha awesome.
    I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 8
    Last Post: June 14th, 2009, 09:42 PM
  2. Replies: 8
    Last Post: January 7th, 2008, 03:33 AM
  3. They donít call Brandon Davis Greasy Bear for nuthin'
    By DontMindMe in forum Latest Gossip
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: November 15th, 2007, 08:56 PM
  4. Replies: 62
    Last Post: September 28th, 2007, 03:03 AM
  5. Replies: 16
    Last Post: July 17th, 2007, 08:09 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •