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    Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing
    this. Many PEI (Prince Edward Island) folks DID hear this on the
    92-FM morning show in PEI.
    The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game
    is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they
    are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant
    answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal
    questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their
    partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner
    answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the
    prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the
    city of Charlottetown drop to its knees with laughter. Here's how it
    all went down:

    DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on 93-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

    Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

    DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast
    if you win. What is your name? First only please."

    Contestant: "Brian."

    DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

    Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

    DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

    Brian: "Sara."

    DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

    Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

    DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

    Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

    DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

    Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

    Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

    DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

    Brian: "About 10 minutes."

    DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have
    said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

    Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

    DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this

    Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

    DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

    Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with
    us for a couple of weeks..."

    DJ: "Uh huh..."

    Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."

    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

    Brian: "On the kitchen table."

    DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous
    hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold,
    get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."

    [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

    DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?"


    Clerk: "Kinkos."

    DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

    Clerk: "This is she."

    DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with 93-FM. We are live on the air right now
    and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."

    Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

    DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not
    to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... Do you know the
    rules of 'Mate Match'?"

    Sarah: "No."

    DJ: "Good!"

    Brian: (laughing)

    Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

    Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
    completely honest."

    DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah.
    If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be
    off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us."

    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

    DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

    Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to

    DJ: "What time?"

    Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

    DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

    Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

    DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect
    his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one
    question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"

    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

    DJ: "Where did you have it?"

    Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"

    Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

    DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

    Sarah: "Well..."

    DJ: "Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?"

    Sarah: "Up the arse....."

    After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station

    And the drivers of PEI almost crashed their cars laughing!
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    Default Re: Entertainment Prince Edward Island Style

    Oh that was way better than I could have ever imagined. What a hoot. Well did they win that trip?

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    how embarrassing!!!!!!

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    I've heard that before but it still makes me laugh

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    ^^ I've heard it too but I love it, I bet she almost died!!!
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    I was expecting her to say "in the back of the mail truck, of course!"
    But that was even better.

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