This - Sleep Talkin' Man - is a blog, where a woman writes down everything she hears her hasband say while he's asleep. Things like -
"You know, you're not some precious flower. And if you were I'd be a weed and grow next to you and choke you to fucking death!... Love you!"
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"Lentils are evil. Pure fucking oozing evil. Take them away from me."