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    This - Sleep Talkin' Man - is a blog, where a woman writes down everything she hears her hasband say while he's asleep. Things like -

    "You know, you're not some precious flower. And if you were I'd be a weed and grow next to you and choke you to fucking death!... Love you!"
    "Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
    "Lentils are evil. Pure fucking oozing evil. Take them away from me."

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    Haha, Hubby should record some of mine, although there's only something really notable about once a year or so.
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    Haha, both me and the boyfriend talk in our sleep but he usually talks in Norwegian and me in Greek so we're safe from each other. Though he says I was talking in my sleep in English the other day saying "Not Tuesday, please not Tuesday". I was probably trying to negociate a deadline in my sleep or something.

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    I once heard my hubby dictate a whole letter in his sleep. He ended it " Mr. McJag. Las Vegas, Nevada or Tombstone, Arizona"!!
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    "Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for." Now there's a movie I'd like to see.
    "Well isn't that special"

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    I one clocked hubby in the face fully asleep about 8 years ago 0.o Thankfully it has been repeated or we might need two bedrooms
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    This guy is a nut!!! I love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I once heard my hubby dictate a whole letter in his sleep. He ended it " Mr. McJag. Las Vegas, Nevada or Tombstone, Arizona"!!
    that is all sorts of awesome!

    my husband kills snakes in his sleep. gets them, stands up on the bed, and wrestles them until they dont move. from the grip he seems to have on them, they are tiny snakes LOL
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    What is the deal with snakes? My father used to scare the shit out of my mother doing the same thing.

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    They need to find out what makes this guy have these dreams and bottle the shit!!!!!!

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    Oh my hell I am cracking up with this one



    [yelled upon waking] "COCK HUNTER!"


    Wife's note: This was all early in the morning. The batteries had run out on the recorder, so it was like the old days, I was furiously typing, trying to keep up. I'm pretty sure that's the "clapping" that Adam was referring to. So, meanwhile, I'm still typing my brains out, and he's going "Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhh."

    Also, just after he shouted "COCK HUNTER" and woke up, he looked at me with fear in his eyes and said, "um, did I just shout cock hunter?" It's been worrying him ever since.
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    I read that blog yesterday evening together with my boyfriend and a bottle of red wine. We laughed so loud my neighbours called me to please be quiet now...

    My boyfriend said last week: HUMMUS! and after a while: "SAUCE". He said he ordered food...

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