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    Default GREAT Xmas decoration

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    "Good news is that I truly outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

    First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

    Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize the dummy was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
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    brilliant.

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    genius.
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    So, does the house next door have lights up saying "Ditto" with an arrow?

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    thats goood..take some time and snap a photo before helping

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    Ummmmm it's a dummy hanging there, that's the point. (God I hate explaining jokes).
    If all the women in this place were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be surprised - Dorothy Parker

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    I love that!!!! I'd love to keep it there year round but I would hate all of the guff.
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