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    Default Condoms keep you from being raptured


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    Does he seriously think that we want to be raptured and then spend eternity with fundie wackos like him? That's my definition of Hell actually.

    BTW Onan didn't "spill his seed on the ground" by using the withdrawal method. It's much, much worse than that - he *gasp* MASTURBATED!@!>!<<! That's why it's sometimes called "onanism".
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    Condoms?! Who could it be? Could it be... Satan!?

    I don't understand how people can be so stupid... we go to the moon, perform open heart surgery and all sort of things but some people insist on standing still.
    "Well isn't that special"

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    And if the husband or wife is HIV positive the virus will bow its non existent head to holy matrimony and stop being a transmittable virus

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    Seriously what do they suppose someone should do if their spouse has a sexually transmitted disease that was acquired prior to being saved? Additionally the spilling of seed is part of the Canaanite Cult of the Father in which the male heirs were considered sacred and the deceased were considered "gods." This is mixed into the Old Testament in the form of God the father. I don't understand how people can just ignore Old Testament history.

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