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    In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It's such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.

    The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen.


    LISTEN TO IT HERE:

    The Douchiest Phone Message In History

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    It's a favorite of mine, old and already posted (twice I think), but I LOVE it. But if it's 100% real it's scary.
    "Well isn't that special"

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    Oops, I searched for it and didn't see it.



    MODS, can you delete this please? Thanks!

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    WOW... all I can say is that I am glad I am married to a real man...WOW...
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    OMG! I wonder if he's been killed by now. What a f**ker!

    "A massive penis means never having to say you're sorry". Mo

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    Spencer Pratt Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 08:32 pm
    I didn't see anything wrong with this guy whatsoever.

    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    at least he is highly intelligent.
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    Spencer Pratt Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 08:32 pm
    I didn't see anything wrong with this guy whatsoever.

    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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    Quote Originally Posted by caramel View Post
    at least he is highly intelligent.

    Sometimes being a douche will x out the intelligence because well...he pretty much explains it! What an ass.

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    So here's how its gonna work...oh and I'm completely single!
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    He has some website on how to met women and writes books. THE OFFICIAL WEB SITE OF DIMITRI THE LOVER, CANADA'S GREATEST LOVER AND SEDUCER!

    This is supposed to be him, listen to how aggressively he says "fucking"
    [youtube]X2V8mtQPF5Q[/youtube]

    His real name is James N. Sears and he's a creep Dimitri The Lover's History Of Sexual Assault, Weapons Stockpiling And Psychiatric Evaluations - James Sears - Jezebel
    "Well isn't that special"

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    ^^^ re: the video, ok.... I am so much at a loss for words at this moment.... more so than I've ever been on this board.... wait, some words are forming in my head.... they're saying something about how this regurgitated cum bubble needs to die...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    ^^^ re: the video, ok.... I am so much at a loss for words at this moment.... more so than I've ever been on this board.... wait, some words are forming in my head.... they're saying something about how this regurgitated cum bubble needs to die...
    Slowly. After being forced to tear his own penis off with his bare hands and made to eat it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelly View Post
    He has some website on how to met women and writes books. THE OFFICIAL WEB SITE OF DIMITRI THE LOVER, CANADA'S GREATEST LOVER AND SEDUCER!

    This is supposed to be him, listen to how aggressively he says "fucking"
    [youtube]X2V8mtQPF5Q[/youtube]

    His real name is James N. Sears and he's a creep Dimitri The Lover's History Of Sexual Assault, Weapons Stockpiling And Psychiatric Evaluations - James Sears - Jezebel
    $1 on a bet that he doesn't get any p*ssy.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    $1 on a bet that he doesn't get any p*ssy.
    Depends on how readily roofies are available in his area, I guess.

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