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Thread: Gimme that Christian Side Hug (CSH)--WTF?

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    Default Gimme that Christian Side Hug (CSH)--WTF?

    Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action.

    To help the side-hug fad sweep the nation, let us present this hardcore rap song. Yup, side-hugging has hit the streets. The group has as many emcees as the Wu-Tang Clan and as much power as a barbershop quartet.

    Look out for the ominous sirens blasting on the track. Clearly, these are gangsters on the run from the law - probably from side-hugging up a storm! One emcee (wearing his bandanna 2pac-style no less) admits to taking part in the forbidden front-hug. But don't worry, God. He's married.

    At the end, they all simulate getting shot and dying. We can only hope there are side-hugs in heaven.

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw[/YOUTUBE]
    The Side-Hug: Youth Group Puts Down Sinful "Front-Hugs" With Rap (VIDEO)

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    "So what do you do?" "Oh, I'm a rapper.. like Eminem... only I rap about Jesus." WTF.

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    Remember: "Until you say 'I do', no front huggin' for you." "Jesus never hugged nobody like that."

    Jesus wept.

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    The first time I heard of side hugging was on the Duggar show. Jim Bob even side-hugs his sister.

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    More graduates of the K-Fed/Vanilla Ice Academy to Kill Rap.

    And 'rough rider' and 'Christian side hugs' should NEVER be in the same song.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    More graduates of the K-Fed/Vanilla Ice Academy to Kill Rap.

    And 'rough rider' and 'Christian side hugs' should NEVER be in the same song.
    Even Vanilla Ice wouldn't be caught dead with that one.
    I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West

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    WOW. That was ridiculous!

    I guess I should stop front hugging my daughter because that would be incestuous!

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    Gosh.

    Do you think they dress like that all the time?

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    On second thought,this could be where the Palins went wrong.
    I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West

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    Yeah. I remember distinctly the passage in the bible where Judas kissed Jesus and Jesus whipped that neck around and said, "No front huggin' for you, NIGGA"
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    I can't watch shit like this, gave up at 0:52, it was too much for me. It really creeps me out.
    "Well isn't that special"

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    Are they kidding with this? What kind of so-called "Christian" turns an innocent thing like a hug into something forbidden and dirty? Just goes to show where their minds are.

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    I'm speechless.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
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    These people are just crazy.
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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