October 30th, 2009, 10:42 AM
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Paging Mariesoleil! Twilight panties for Robert Pattinson fans.
Thursday, October 29th 2009 RPattz On Your Crotch
RPanttiez vants to suck your blood....during that time of the month.
You know, just like the Twidildo, this makes all sorts of sense. I mean, Edward Cullen is responsible for thousands of pairs of chonies getting covered in massive amounts of creme de la coochie. So panties with his mouth on the labia area was the next natural step.
At this point, it won't be long for some bitches puts out sparkly Twitamponz. It won't leave a drop! The " Jacob Black Twitampon" will be extra furry for those with heavy flow.
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October 30th, 2009, 10:55 AM
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They'd look better with skiddies, sunny side up on the bathroom floor.
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October 30th, 2009, 04:47 PM
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Haha, wait till my Robert lovin friend sees these!
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October 30th, 2009, 04:59 PM
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Now your vag can twinkle and suck at the same time.
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October 30th, 2009, 05:17 PM
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Holy freaking hell! Those are the sickest things I have ever seen! Someone needs to burn them before they multiply! Quick, get the torch baring mob!
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October 30th, 2009, 06:02 PM
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TrueBlood Eric undies would be way hotter
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October 30th, 2009, 06:04 PM
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Ewwwww who the fuck would want these?
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October 30th, 2009, 06:07 PM
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Panties with just the "TrueBlood" logo would actually be kind of funny, now that I think about it...
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October 30th, 2009, 06:20 PM
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TrueBlood logo undies I could get behind
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October 31st, 2009, 01:47 AM
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Hmmmm....
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October 31st, 2009, 01:42 PM
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You're ordering a pair aren't you?
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October 31st, 2009, 05:07 PM
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Wrong wrong wrong, but sooooo right 
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October 31st, 2009, 05:24 PM
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love is the miracle cure. 
it's a boy...baby arlo is here!
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November 1st, 2009, 01:31 AM
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The perfect panties for preserving chastity. You strip, they see your R-Patz pants and then they grab their clothes and leave without an explanation, avoid all your calls afterwards, and leave you to cry alone with your copies of Twilight and sparkly dildo for company.
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