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    Default Vulva portrait pendant

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    Vulva Portrait Pendant mature by VulvaLoveLovely on Etsy

    Celebrate your own beauty.

    Each piece is an original, one of a kind hand sculpted image of its owner to remind her that regardless of what the world and the people in it may tell her: she is beautiful.

    After purchasing you can e-mail 2-3 photos of your Yoni to: VulvaLoveLovely [!at] Gmail.com. Please include chain choice: Antique copper or gunmetal (shown in the final photo) in the 'message to seller' section at checkout.

    The pendant on this necklace will measure about 1.6" x 1" and will be hung on a 17.5" chain. Each pendant will be coated in a protective satin glaze.

    If you are not comfortable sending pictures you also have to option of sending me a description of your Yoni.

    In your description please include:
    *The shape of your inner and outer labia
    *colors
    *how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
    *how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?

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    What the hell.

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    OMG! Some pervert,no doubt.
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    LOL, saw this on that Regretsy blog.

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    Sounds like someone is really into their art..
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    I love that you can personalize it! I'm going to buy one for all my friends!
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    [adds to cart]
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    I've never heard it called a "Yoni" before.
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    ummm wow
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    But the antique copper makes it classy, y'all!

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    I'm torn between buying vag cell phone charms or the vulva mantel portrait for everybody on my christmas list. Might be hard getting the 3 to 4 photos from different angles.

    This is probably the same shop that sold the hand knit/crochet tampons. Hell no!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lalique View Post
    I've never heard it called a "Yoni" before.
    I think it might be called that in the Kama Sutra, but don't quote me on that! These are....interesting. Who the hell wears it? And what sort of outfit does one accessorise with a plastic copy of their vag?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    And what sort of outfit does one accessorise with a plastic copy of their vag?
    You're going to regret asking that.
    Vulva T Shirt from Zazzle.com

    or perhaps....



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    Have you looked at the other stuff by the same seller? You can get yourself a cuddly uterus/fallopian tube thing.


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    Hey, I could use a cuddly uterus/fallopian tube toy! I haven't had my own since 2003. Looks warm. I'll take it to work and use it as a backrest.

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