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    Default Now dogs can enjoy Whore-O-Ween too




    Every Halloween, bitches of all ages and sizes stuff their asses into fishnets to walk the streets looking like they will suck every last dollar out of you. But why should humans be the only ones doing ho shit on October 31st? Let's drags our pets down the slut road too! Pimps up, dogs down!
    Consumerist pointed my ass to a few sites selling "sexy dog Halloween costumes" and matching whore outfits for you too! You can dress your dog up as a "Sexy Alice in Wonderland Scarecrow" (whatever the dick that is) or as a "naughty French maid." Blame Paris Hilton.
    I'm going to save my coins, because my dog already walks around like a big skankity skank skank. I mean, he struts the streets totally nekkid and that's about as whorey as you can get.





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    My dogs dress for the occasion. Little girl one-pink satin bow. Very ladylike.
    My big dog-a Superman cape this year.
    I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post

    The one of the left is just...

    "Oh yeah, I've been a naughty little puppy... I think I need a good spanking by my big, bad master!"

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    Skankity Skank Skank
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    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    I feel so bad for the poor poor poor dogs who have the misfortune of belonging to Paris Hilton... their lives just got 10,000 times worse.

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    The school girl chihuahua weirds me out. Ew! Then again, it weirds me out on grown-ass skanks of the human variety, too.

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    Whore-O-Ween! I really hate the whole slutty costume phenomenon!
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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