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    Default The most glamorous gay wedding of the year

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    Why, why, why don't I ever get invited to weddings like this?! Probably because everyone knows I will burst into flames (DON'T YOU DARE) of excitement and set the sprinklers off. But I have a feeling that even a typhoon of water couldn't damper the spirits of this ultra elegant affair. The unicorns defended this wedding with all their might!

    These glittery pictures are from the Atlanta wedding of Michael K. (we are definitely soulgays) Cole and Jamil Smith Cole. This wedding was perfection from the crystal tear drop wedding cake to the flower women.
    Michael K. Cole himself was an exquisite masterpiece. It looks like Liberace just gave him a makeover. Have you ever seen a more beautiful manbride? NO, you definitely have not! I mean, his masterpiece eyebrows, his silky Vampire Gaystat mane, his spray-painted on beard (a real beard would never ever get near that beautiful face) and his silvery tuxedo train....it's really all too much.

    They didn't even need to throw rice at this wedding! There was no need, because when Michael K. Cole entered the room, glitter fell from the skies. It was the gayngels crying tears of happiness over this exquisiteness.


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    Gawd, I'm going to catch shit for this, but I think it's kinda sweet. He had to be a helluva "GayBrideZilla"!

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    ^I think so too...his perm is TIGHT! They look so happy...

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    I agree, Sherbear, this was awesome!

    Michael K. Cole entered the room, glitter fell from the skies. It was the gayngels crying tears of happiness over this exquisiteness.
    The whole post had me "silky vampire Gaystat mane"--sheer brilliance!

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    I thought this was cool when I saw it on dlisted earlier. Them bitches are fierce!
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    Durst! We missed a really fine wedding! I LOVE this!!
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    Bad ass! Damn what I wouldn't have give to be there...

    Bet Katt Williams is jealous as fuck of that hair!
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    The "groom" already looks pussywhipped into total submission, aw hell you know what I mean.
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    i love the purple gowns

    a bridesmaid at my brother's wedding was pre-op tranny

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Bad ass! Damn what I wouldn't have give to be there...

    Bet Katt Williams is jealous as fuck of that hair!
    Don't say my hair's not luxurious, when you know it is!!! His layered feathered wrap it hot! Love the purple!

    The wedding looked like it was awesome...
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    i wish i'd get invited to a wedding like that.
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    An amazing wedding; an amazing suit/gown. I want to go to a wedding like that too!

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    for some reason micheal k cole is giving me a 'interview with a vampire' meets ghetto fabulous vibe. i love it!

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    Gaytastic and chavtatstic at the same time! Love it!
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    I nearly choked on my drink when I saw this shot. Is this what a male chola looks like?


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