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    Elite Member SammysMom's Avatar
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    Default Bowling Joke

    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
    They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya
    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh,
    no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
    When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
    brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly
    uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
    Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
    Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
    Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
    door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the
    stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is
    having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling
    him every name in the book.
    The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real
    bitch tonight, Dave."

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    HAHAHA! Now that one I have to send to all my friends!

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    ooooo damn! busted! hahahahahhaha

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    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
    G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF - Would you like to buy a vowel??

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