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    Default Have you seen these wanted criminals? Worst police sketches.

    Wanted for murder. Man charged in murder of Christmas-card deliverer


    Facial hair courtesy of MS Paint.

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    Wanted for stabbing. Possibly not human. Burglar wounds Victoria newlywed



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    Wanted for kidnapping at gunpoint. Police Release Sketch of Man Who Allegedly Kidnapped Teen | ksdk.com | St. Louis, MO



    Sketch artistprobably in elementary school.

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    Burglary. Possibly also not human. E-fit artist starts hunt for burglar from outer space - Times Online



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    Wanted for squeezing a child's buttocks and somehow RECOGNIZED FROM THE SKETCH AND CAUGHT!!!! SEE THE REAL MUG SHOT: Composite sketch leads to arrest » Naples Daily News




    Recognized how?
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    Actually I think the last composite resembles the suspect, in particular the lips and lower face region as well as the eyes and simian like features/stare. Not too shabby

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    Robbery of a Hobby Lobby. Sketch released in Hobby Lobby robbery : News : WPDE

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    I recognize those lips!



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    He was apparently wearing a motorbike helmet.

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    Omfg I love the helmet one.
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    Hmm... the sketch seems so familiar...

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    Lol!

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    Love the dude in the baseball cap. That could be any random asbo/chav in the whole UK.
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    That better not be part of his face.
    Wanted for rape.


    Wanted for murder. Truck tested in parking lot killing of mother *| ajc.com


    wanted then caught for burglary. Weg makes a mug of a robber - National - theage.com.au

    Wanted in the kidnapping and disappearance of Madelaine McCann. Revealed: The police e-fit of Madeleine's abductor that's 'nothing more than an egg with a side parting' | Mail Online
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    "But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything." -- Charles Darwin

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    these are funny
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    The 14 Funniest Police Composite Sketches (PICTURES)


    This man was wanted for stealing cigarettes with a supreme Burt Reynolds 'stache, prompting this hilarious composite sketch.


    This acne-laden man robbed an adult video store with a bandage over his nose. We're hoping there's an injury under there or else he's got a lot to learn about disguises.


    The suspect in a Portuguese kidnapping is going to be hard to find, seeing that he has no face. Or maybe that would make him easier to find?


    Either way it's not much of a disguise


    Wow, he's really gone downhill since "Fargo".


    Could be a) a giant muffin b) a mushroom or c) judging by the look on his face, a small animal of some kind.


    Apparently, police are searching for a man with really bad hair plugs, a nose the same size as his mouth, and a jaw that's been wired shut.


    This guy doesn't look too dangerous, just like an amalgam of different big-haired, big-eared characters.


    It shouldn't be too difficult to find this pale-as-a-ghost, mustachioed nudist, unless of course you live in a place where that sort of thing is normal. If so, please move.


    This creepy sketch of a would-be child abductor is oddly akin to those 80's portraits with a ghosted, smaller version of yourself in the background.


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    Moe Howard - wanted for kidnapping???
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    hahahah I'm dying at these!

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