I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
Oh lord, I laughed my ass off. Wait - is that a form of exercise??
Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"? - MohandasKGanja
OMG, that's just awful, but so funny.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I am ashamed to say that that stomach thing happened to me in college the first time I had sex with this guy who played basketball... It just came so easy for him... I on the other hand was disgusted... It was good though..
Baltimore O's Fan!
I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
Why does this make me think of Larry Millers "5 levels of drinking, 6 if you live in a trailer park".
...of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Going with the comments and pics, I'd put myself at 2.
My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex
"I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin
I see a woman who looks like the guy in stage 6 all the time at our local supermarket... she rides one of those scooters too. She always has this short scrawny looking guy with her who loads the cart with sweets and junk food. I'm thinking 'feeder' .
I can't see the pic.. WHY!
LOL number 7 was the funniest
My goal is to be happy with my life.
I need to diet..
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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