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    Wink Vodka tampons and anal beer bongs!

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    Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Aug 14, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    Vodka-soaked tampons, highlighter-pen pot pipes, caffeine as the new gateway drug—please enjoy this hugely entertaining example of local-news-fear-mongering.

    UPDATE: There are two kinds of kids out there: the ones who already knew about sticking vodka-infused tampons up their butts, and the ones who didn't know about it until they watched this...
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    the tampon soaked in vodka seemed like a sweet idea until the chick doctor started saying how it would destroy the vagina. shucks. still figuring out how to get a great buzz going at work without anyone noticing.
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    I find it hard to believe that anyone is actually using a tampon that way. Of course, now that they've made a big deal of it on TV some idiot will try it.

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    I can't believe some people do shit like that. It boggles my mind. Btw, I haven't seen The Doctors show before. Isn't that Dr. Travis Stork formerly of The Bachelor?
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    who in heaven's name would have even thought to do that!
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    I walked in while my husband was watching a show (1001 ways to die, or something like that) not long ago about how this guy was an alchoholic. He had just had throat surgery due to damage from alcohol so he couldn't drink. But he needed alcohol, so he had his wife give him an enema with vodka or some sort of alcohol. Instead of his fix he got excrutiating pain and died. Crazy.

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    That tampon looks really odd, never seen a flat one before...

    I had a friend that insisted in trying this, she got the tampon and then dipped it into the vodka bottle, but you know what happens to a tampon when they get wet and she couldn't get it out of the bottle! And it sort of clogged the bottle and it was just a horrible mess but I never laughed so hard in my life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heart_leigh View Post
    I haven't seen The Doctors show before. Isn't that Dr. Travis Stork formerly of The Bachelor?
    yes it is. He's cute. The show isnt too bad. the femail gyno is kind odd.
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    ^ I coudn't figure out where I had seen Dr. Travis Stork before, but now I remember. Thanks, msdeb!
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    Next thing you know instead of huffing spray paint, kids will be shooting that shit up their asses for a quick high.
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