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    Scientology's Creepy New Uniforms


    By Ryan Tate, 6:08 PM on Wed Aug 5 2009,



    Want to work in one of Scientology's fresh new "Ideal Org" churches? Then get ready to put on your 20-piece uniform, mandatory for all cult staff. Planetary humanity is not going to be perfected by slobs, after all.

    These uniforms are manufactured by some sort of magical logistics pipeline called a "conveyor belt" for the "Ideal Org," a purportedly superior new type of church, according to International Scientology News. The uniform is intended to unite staff on "six continents" and help them look the part of "emissaries of a new civilization."

    The outfits were done by Richard Tyler, the Los Angeles-based designer to the stars and sometime Project Runway judge who fell on hard times in December 2005 after falling off a ladder at his South Pasadena home. They'd look at home in an Ian Shrager hotel, save perhaps for the capes. A tipster tells us all "Ideal Org" staff members must wear them; presumably this means the cult's comical goons must finally give up their cheesy action-movie attire.




    Scientology's Creepy New Uniforms - Scientology - Gawker

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    "Emissaries of a new civilization" They look like flight attendants. No wait, Xenu sent the bad aliens here in DC8s so perhaps that works.

    {whisper} I do like that black coat with the red lining.

    And I tell you yet another thing that really pisses me off about these whackos - why is the symbol of their crackpot cult, erm I mean religion a cross? Most people would automatically assume they have some kind of affiliation to Christianity when they couldn't be further away from it. I wonder how many suckers they lure in based on that alone?
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    Oooohh, for the trendy, brainwashed fucktard.

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    There getting a kick out of these uniforms over at whyweprotest. Some Anonymous have already showed up at Flash raids in similar outfits

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    Here they wear light blues oxford shirts and navy pants
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    Looks like the latest in meter maid attire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cupcake View Post
    Here they wear light blues oxford shirts and navy pants
    That's Sea Org 'uniform.'

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    Those uniforms deserve a theme song.

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSRF3slguhI[/youtube]

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    This page from whyweprotest, shows some anon in their brand new uniforms

    New Ideal Org Uniform pictures - Page 16 - Why We Protest | Activism Forum

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    They look like funeral directors...

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    Quote Originally Posted by L1049 View Post
    This page from whyweprotest, shows some anon in their brand new uniforms

    New Ideal Org Uniform pictures - Page 16 - Why We Protest | Activism Forum


    it looks like a stewards' strike.

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    Stylin'! Hope I get a $cieno wearing apparel catalog in the mail soon. Or - wait!? Is there a website I could order from? I just can't wait!

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