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    Default Grossest male swimsuits EVER - NSFW

    As if Speedo thongs on men weren't gross enough, there are now skimpy male swimsuits designed specifically for erections.





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    That's disturbing!
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    white, black, puerto rican/everybody just a freakin'/good times were rollin'.


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    WTF?!?! If i saw anyone i knew wearing that shit, I'd kick him in his big, hairy sac.

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    Thanks, I just about spit up my water looking at those pics.

    I was expecting a Borat type of swimsuit. Nothing prepared me for this! Eww.
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    Ewwwww!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lisalucy69 View Post
    WTF?!?! If i saw anyone i knew wearing that shit, I'd kick him in his big, hairy sac.
    makes the target easier, doesnt it

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    someone needs to send these to awkardboners.com
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    So, to wear these swimmers a man has to maintain an erection at all times. What happens when he hits the cold water?
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    the fuck???! Lmao.

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    Oh boy. Too funny.

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    Looks like you can get fungus wearing a thing like that
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    Doesn't leave much to the imagination, do they?
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    If anything, it looks uncomfortable. Look at that crotch wedgie!

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