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    Default Eight is Too Much wig - just in time for Halloween

    From our one and only Michael K. at Dlisted.com

    Now You Too Can Look Like You've Got An Electrocuted Possum On Your Head




    This Halloween, the scariest costume on the streets will include the Kate Gosselin wig* (or the "Eight Is Too Much" wig for legal purposes).
    If Kate's possum hair and Kim Zolciak's Barbie head of broken dreams had unprotected angry sex together while the ASPCA tried to separate them with a garden hose, this wig is what their baby would look like! Seriously, it will probably haunt my night terrors tonight. If you wear this out in public, be prepared for every nutsack around you to burst and every child to run for cover. And you better stay away from any kind of marsupial, because if they spot you, they will hump your head until completion.
    P.S. - IS the wig model Kimmy Gibler?!!!!!?
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    bwahhhhhhhhhh I so must have one to wear to Grey's wedding
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    If Kate's possum hair and Kim Zolciak's Barbie head of broken dreams had unprotected angry sex together while the ASPCA tried to separate them with a garden hose, this wig is what their baby would look like!
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    This wig with eight baby dolls velcroed all over your outfit would be a great Halloween costume. If you could find a douchebag with no backbone to follow your bitchin' ass around it would finish it off nicely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lisalucy69 View Post
    This wig with eight baby dolls velcroed all over your outfit would be a great Halloween costume. If you could find a douchebag with no backbone to follow your bitchin' ass around it would finish it off nicely.
    Taping a box of Massengill to the costume would probably work, too...

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    Out of stock? Shame

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    Hilarious!!! This would be a fun to wear at Halloween!
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