5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
EVERYBODY NEEDS ONE OF THESE!
, May 22, 2009
By Mark Palmer
(Navarre, MN) - See all my reviews
Sooner or later, you are gonna need one of these! (unless you get cremated) This is the one product that Amazon sells that absolutely everyone is dying to get.
Although, at 6'7" my family will have to cut off my feet or head so I fit. If they have an open casket wake, I hope they leave my head attached!
Another nice thing is... On the off chance they have to exhume you to do a postmortem to figure out how you were murdered, The pine box (no metal)should crumble quickly leaving the bugs and worms to do their thing, leaving a nice clean set of bones without all the slimy smelly guts and skin to deal with.
What a fun project too! It will give your Loved ones something to do as a family together. A nice project to keep their minds off the bickering that is to come over your will.
I hope they stain mine a rich Burgundy, or maybe use some "Thompson Wood Sealer" to protect it. (they say it lasts for years)
Anyway, get yours NOW while they are ON SALE. You SAVE 46% or $[...]bucks. That will go a long way to pay the preacher to say a few words!
Of course, what do you care? You'll be dead anyway...