Some of these are hilarious.
Midget Village: Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god.
Midget Village - highDEAS
Marijuanikah: 4/12-4/20. It's an eight day long celebration of an ancient time a couple of weeks ago when I had only an eighth and there was no other weed to be found for eight days. Sing happy songs. Roll up a bunch of joints and make a menorah. Cook traditional brownies. Celebrate.
Marijuanikah - highDEAS
Stonergy: it's like the Force: Stonergy is the energy shared between two stoners solely due to the fact that they have both smoked weed. This invisible bond allows for the almost instant recognition of other stoners and is why two people often become friends after they blaze with each other. It also allows for an uncanny comprehension of life and art that leads to stoners often sharing similar tastes in music and movies.
Stonergy: it's like the Force - highDEAS
1. Become very rich.
2. Purchase 1 ton of weed. This will cost you 6 million dollars.
3. Purchase a helicopter. I don't know how much this costs.
4. Dump 1 ton of weed into a Volcano in Hawaii.
5. Prove or disprove the hypothesis that everyone in Hawaii will get high. Submit tape to Mythbusters.
Volcano HIGH - highDEAS
The Philosphy Channel: The History Channel is cool. National Geographic and The Discovery Channel can be cool sometimes. But, i want a channel that focuses mainly on the ideas of history's most outstanding thinkers: Socrates, Marx, Locke, Plato, Confucias, Descartes, Machiavelli, Nietzche, etc. You would blaze, get some cheerios with bananas, chill on the couch, turn on the t.v., and have your fucking mind blown.
The Philosphy Channel - highDEAS
weed magnet: there must be grams upon grams of weed in my carpet. someone needs to invent a weed magnet. i must smoke my carpet weed
weed magnet - highDEAS
Buy pet monkey. Teach monkey how to roll blunts. Smoke with monkey:
The common complaint surrounding pet monkeys is the fact that they are said to be uncontrollable, wild animals. This problem could quickly be solved by smoking with your pet monkey whenever he gets too unruly. Besides providing the sheer enjoyment which would come from watching a monkey rip a bong, this strategy would result in a much more tolerable, mellowed-out monkey.
The process of actually teaching said money how to roll a good blunt would no doubt require a very patient and skilled monkey trainer, as well as a monkey of above average intelligence. However, considering the feats of primates in the past, I believe that obtaining a blunt-rolling monkey is a very attainable/noble goal.
Buy pet monkey. Teach monkey how to roll blunts. Smoke with monkey. - highDEAS
Sandwich Glue: An edible glue that you can use to keep your sandwiches, wraps and other foods from falling apart. It can come in a paste or a spray and would have no flavor to it so it can be added to any food. With Sandwich Glue you could make giant sandwiches and not have to worry about them falling apart or your wraps coming undone.
Sandwich Glue - highDEAS
Lego for Stoners: A big box of interchangable parts, all of which could be used to make all sorts of grinders, bongs, pipes, or whatever paraphernalia your baked ass can think of. You could get baked, take your contraption apart, then build something else and pack another bowl. Obviously, it would include instructions for some pre-concieved devices... and wheels. Wheels were always the best part of lego.
Lego for Stoners - highDEAS
Entire bedroom.. is a bed:
memory foam floor.. no shoes allowed in the room! the whole room is a bed
lots of pillows.. tv that is hung on the wall, the only thing without foam for the floor is the closet..
circular refrigerator in the middle?
possibly a removable wooden walk way... if needed?
i would need a huge custom made sheet... and a comforter
so ya blankets would cover the whole floor too.. maybe huge pillows that outline the walls?
i could sleep whereever i fall!
i want to do this soo badly'
hhaha it really is a BEDroom corny corny but i laughed
Entire bedroom.. is a bed - highDEAS
Budway, Smoke Fresh: So I work for subway and I was thinking they need a place set up like Subway, but instead of making a sub, you make a blunt. You pick any strain on hand, and when you get to the "dressing" you could add flavors or my favorite, that syrup. Then they roll it up for you.
Budway, Smoke Fresh - highDEAS
PRESCRIPTION WINDSHIELDS: Perfect Anti Theft Device - you match your eyeglasses prescription with the windshield of your car. No one else can drive it. I am going to make a million.
PRESCRIPTION WINDSHIELDS - highDEAS