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    <ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

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    <YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
    <YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
    * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
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    <YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

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    <Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic

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    <Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
    <Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
    <Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
    <Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
    <Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.

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    <blazemore> omg i love this song
    <blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
    <Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

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    <BronsonTheBeef> So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
    <BronsonTheBeef> to talk about diversity and racism and shit today
    <BronsonTheBeef> prof's never met him..
    <BronsonTheBeef> in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
    <BronsonTheBeef> he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
    <BronsonTheBeef> has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
    <BronsonTheBeef> he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
    <BronsonTheBeef> walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
    <BronsonTheBeef> the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
    <BronsonTheBeef> he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle
    <BronsonTheBeef> waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit
    <BronsonTheBeef> so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit
    <BronsonTheBeef> and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'
    <BronsonTheBeef> then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
    <BronsonTheBeef> and says 'sorry I'm late'
    <BronsonTheBeef> it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college
    <BronsonTheBeef> he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms

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    <reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
    <hypr> wtf are donut seeds

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    <Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
    <SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
    <SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
    <TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
    <TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards

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    Default Re: Funniest 100 IRC Quotes

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    <Toller> hey jaimer
    <jaimer> hey
    <Toller> i loves you sweet ass, baby
    <jaimer> excuse me?
    <Toller> we gonna get together an fuck tonight
    <Toller> right?
    <jaimer> You stupid shit
    <Toller> ?
    <Toller> What?
    <jaimer> This is toby johnson, right
    <Toller> you know it is, duh.
    <jaimer> I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer
    <jaimer> I'm her father, you little shit
    <Toller> hah!
    <Toller> what's
    <Toller> your joking right/
    <jaimer> I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you.
    <Toller> Jamie, it's not funny
    <Toller> Jaime?
    <psmylie> You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho
    <Toller> fuck
    <Toller> Fuck!
    <psmylie> best run, boy
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    <psmylie> You're an evil bitch, Jamie.
    <jaimer> lol
    <psmylie> brilliant... but evil
    <jaimer> he's an asshole anyways

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    Default Re: Funniest 100 IRC Quotes

    <BronsonTheBeef> So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
    <BronsonTheBeef> to talk about diversity and racism and shit today
    <BronsonTheBeef> prof's never met him..


    Found a better one

    <Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died
    <Tarrier> how
    <Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something
    <JennAway> that's sad
    <Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough

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    Default Re: Funniest 100 IRC Quotes

    <fenix> YOU VARNISHED PINOCHIO'S GENITALS???


    lol these are great

    <polarity> your dreidel brings all the goys to the yard.

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