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    These are called Vibram Five Fingers and they just may be the official footwear of HELL. They are like CROCS-made condoms for your feet. They have been around for a few years, but some hos think the summer will belong to them. The makers say they can improve balance, give you better posture and make you look like a real asshole. I mean, look at those two bitches above. Do they look happy to be wearing that fuckery? No! They look humiliated, depressed and constipated. They might be contemplating chewing their own feet off, so they won't have to be seen with that fugness.
    I'd rather slip and crack my ass bone on a hard rock (sounds sexay) than wear those rubber lizard socks! You know UGGS is going to make a winter version of these things just to fuck with us.

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    *girly screams
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    I hate crocs with a passion, but I find myself liking these Vibram Five Fingers thingy. I thinks it's kinda cute. It reminds me of those toe socks. *runs away*

    Btw, shouldn't it be called Vibram Five Toesies or something?
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    I had these back in 4th or 5th grade. Stylin!
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    My mom gave me a pair of those socks for Christmas once. Never wore 'em - I can't stand having anything between my toes. I don't even wear flip flops.

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    I saw a tourist wearing those a couple of weeks ago in an Eastern city. A youngish teenage boy. I got the feeling he was trying to give off a surfer vibe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    My mom gave me a pair of those socks for Christmas once. Never wore 'em - I can't stand having anything between my toes. I don't even wear flip flops.
    You are good ppl flip flops and crocs are the debil
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    You too can have hobbit feet!

    Actually, I'm rather disappointed in this thread. When I saw the title I was hoping it was some kind of new and hilarious sex toy.

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    ^^^I did too but no it's ugly ass shoes
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    I lol'd at the thread title, because my mind went into the sexual gutter.
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    I heard of these things a couple of years ago. Apparently they're gaining in popularity for runners, because they help prevent knee injuries and stress on your other joints when running. They look a little creepy because of the toe sockets, but if it helps like the makers promise it does, then it's worth a try.
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    Okay, I confess, I have a pair. They are truly hideous. They feel weird, too.

    But I didn't get them for fashion purposes. I strictly wear them for running! Like Sparkly said.

    It's like running barefoot, but with a bit of protection for the footsoles. I really enjoy running this way, whereas I hate wearing the giant blocks being marketed as running shoes. The Vibrams make it easy to establish a better--fun!--running technique, one that doesn't involve striking the heels hard on the ground. (People are starting to recognize that heel striking leads to injury.) Running in these makes me feel like a little kid.

    I try to go fast enough that no one notices what's on my feet.

    They're also good for kayaking, surfing, and walking on rocks at our local river.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    You too can have hobbit feet!

    Actually, I'm rather disappointed in this thread. When I saw the title I was hoping it was some kind of new and hilarious sex toy.
    I know! I was getting excited for the newest adult toy to hit the market and instead I get some water shoes. Talk about an unhappy ending, wocka wocka!

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    I had never seen these before a couple weeks ago. We were at a Bocce Ball event and some douche bag was wearing them. He seemed to think he was the shit, not just because of these God-awful things. But my eyes kept being drawn back to this guy's feet, 'cause they just creeped me out. Just awful.

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    they look like they'd be useful for hiking and climbing
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