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    Default The Kush - fabulous new product that will titty-f**k you to sleep

    Tuesday, June 23rd 2009
    Open Post: Hosted By The Kush


    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbbPYfW2s-E[/YOUTUBE]

    Tuesday, June 23rd 2009
    Open Post: Hosted By The Kush



    If you're the proud owner of a pair of magnificent chichis who can't sleep at night, because one mega titty suffocates the other, this is the product for you! Well, first you should try to put a dildo between your titties, but if you can't stomach the scent of pussy dust, try THE KUSH! For just $55, you and your breasteses will sleep soundly thanks to a piece of plastic the size of Tommy Girl's butt plug. The Kush will titty fuck you to sleep!
    And if you're reading this, Aretha Franklin, put down the phone. There's no need to call to ask if The Kush comes in size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL (aka Size Rewood). I will be your KUSH. Yes, I will probably go brain dead due to the loss of oxygen, but I'm heading that way anyway!
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    Umm-OK-we HAVE seen it all. My bosom it too small to even apply!
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    Does it vibrate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ana-mish-ana View Post
    Does it vibrate?
    If it does, then I certainly wouldn't waste it by putting it between my boobies.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    OMG! What will they think of next? I wonder what other sleep aids they have for after if falls out in the middle of the night as you shift position and then get woken up by rolling on it?

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    "Nude" "Mocha" or "Ebony" hmmmmmm which to choose...
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    Just showed the video to male pig housemate - his response was "If you want something shoved between your tits before you go to sleep I can help out".. I'm now trying to remember why we have been friends for so long...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Just showed the video to male pig housemate - his response was "If you want something shoved between your tits before you go to sleep I can help out".. I'm now trying to remember why we have been friends for so long...

    because he's hilarious?
    i would so have said the same thing if i was a guy.
    i mean, who watched this video and didn't go there in their mind?
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    So true!
    So you hate your job? There's a support group for that....It's called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Just showed the video to male pig housemate - his response was "If you want something shoved between your tits before you go to sleep I can help out".. I'm now trying to remember why we have been friends for so long...
    Which is the exact reason I'm not showing my husband!

    It is a nifty little idea though, there's nothing worse than waking up with your shirt all wrapped in places it shouldn't be and then you're sweaty. It's the same reason I won't wear a nightgown. I need no flesh sticking together.
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    I'm sorry.. this made me laugh hysterically..


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    That woman's boobie looks like it's trying to make a run for it!

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    I just heard about this because they were talking about Heidi Montag's new issues.

    I guess you can get them to match your nightwear or skin color.


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    omfg, lol!!
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    I thought it was pot.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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