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    Default Why alcohol should be served at work

    1. It's an incentive to show up.
    2. It leads to more honest communications.
    3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
    4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
    5. It encourages car pooling.
    6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
    7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
    8. It makes fellow employees look better.
    9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
    10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
    11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
    12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
    13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
    14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
    15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
    16. Sitting "Bare Butt" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."
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    Default Re: Why alcohol should be served at work

    haha we should so be allowed alcohol at work, we did on my boss 50th birthday she brought in all snacks and we drunk bucks fizz all day , it was the best day ever!! we all did jack shit but it was fun!

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    Default Re: Why alcohol should be served at work

    ^^ We do that at christmas in my place, Xmas just gone they did a special prize give away where people won DVD playersm TV's, cameras etc and we all got pissed it was ace!!
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