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    Red face My life is average, the anti 'fuck my life' page

    MyLifeIsAverage - Life Is Normal Today

    some gems.

    Today, I slept over at a friend's house. Before going to bed, we brushed our teeth together. I brushed much longer then I do normally, so she wouldn't think that I was gross. MLIA.
    Today, I Picked up a Rubic's Cube. I put it down unsolved. MLIA

    Today, somebody said Happy Birthday to me. I responded 'thanks, you too'. We both pretended to not notice. MLIA

    Today, I was baking cookies. The package said to place them 2 inches apart but two were left over. I put them 1 inch apart instead. They turned out fine. MLIA
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    This is cracking my shit up.
    (276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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    We write a lot of that right on here!
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    This web site is hilarious!

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    Is this like twitter for dummies?

    p.s. the one about the cookies made me laugh.
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    I am in love with that site!

    "Today, I ate a hard candy. I vowed to myself that I would not chew it, but suck on it until it was gone. After about 5 seconds, I chewed it. MLIA "


    "Today, I thought I needed to incorporate some change into my life. I ended up re-arranging the icons on my laptop's dock. MLIA. "

    "Today, I sent a dirty text message to my boyfriend. I was worried I had accidentally sent it to my stepdad. I didn't. MLIA. "

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    AKA Twitter?
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    Today, while eating "Vermonty Python" ice cream from Ben and Jerry's, A Monty Python reference came on the TV. I thought about what an interesting coincidence that was. MLIA.


    Today, my mom told me that it was time I grew up and started to make my own dinner. I asked her to show me how to work the stove and make raman noodles. I knew how, but I just wanted her to do it for me. MLIA.

    Today, I was on an airplane. When they told us to turn off our electronic devices, I left my iPod on. When the flight attendant walked by, I took my headphones out of my ears so it seemed like it was off. I left it on the whole flight and the plane didn't crash. MLIA


    Today, my cat walked by me and meowed. Feeling it was the right thing to do, I meowed back and she meowed again. I felt like I was having a conversation. MLIA

    Today, I thought about going for a run. That's as a far as I got. MLIA
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    We write a lot of that right on here!
    No doubt, just head to the 'twitter' thread here on GR.

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