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    So I know it's a given that Americans are getting stupider all the time and must be warned not to do things like shower and blowdry at the same time or stick their dick in a hotdog cooker but some of the recent warning labels I've seen are ridiculous.

    Last night's winner was on a bar of nice smelling soap someone gave me as a present. The label said "Do not use on eyes, lips or groin" which really made me wonder a) what harmful ingredient was in the soap and b) if the person who gifted me with the soap actually hates my guts.

    Anyone else care to share any recent and strange warning labels they've seen on things they have?

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    Nuts labelled "May contain nuts". Well, I bloody well hope so! Also a Hallowe'en witch hat with wire reinforced brim with a tag that claimed "Choking hazard". how? HOW????

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    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator
    So I know it's a given that Americans are getting stupider all the time and must be warned not to do things like shower and blowdry at the same time or stick their dick in a hotdog cooker but some of the recent warning labels I've seen are ridiculous.

    Last night's winner was on a bar of nice smelling soap someone gave me as a present. The label said "Do not use on eyes, lips or groin" which really made me wonder a) what harmful ingredient was in the soap and b) if the person who gifted me with the soap actually hates my guts.

    Anyone else care to share any recent and strange warning labels they've seen on things they have?
    Thanks for the giggle, Gator.

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    Some Vietnam veteran told me those Claymore mines they used to use had a label that said "Do not eat." I never knew if that was true, but it wouldn't surprise me.
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