Page 1 of 23 1234511 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 341
Like Tree5Likes

Thread: Texts from last night

  1. #1
    Elite Member Penny Lane's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Over the hills and far away
    Posts
    21,646

    Default Texts from last night

    texts from last night

    Some of these are hilarious.. Basically texts people sent out when drunk..

    "White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss."

    "you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level."

    "1. i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
    2: ahah at least you got away with it
    1: nope...my gran was the one who informed me"

    "Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low."

    "1. im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
    2. dude. stop pregaming the food network."

  2. #2
    Elite Member dolem's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    2,219

    Default

    Is Ina always drunk??

  3. #3
    Elite Member Chilly Willy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Trolltopia
    Posts
    29,139

    Default

    "Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low."

    Been there, done that.
    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
    -Bugdoll-



  4. #4
    Elite Member levitt's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    the sin bin
    Posts
    14,221

    Default

    I love this website!

    (208): I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.

    (805): she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
    Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama

  5. #5
    Elite Member Laxmobster's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Down by da beach....boyeee
    Posts
    7,648

    Default

    Just heard about this last week and I love it!

    My favorite for the day:
    (916): I hate ducks.
    (916): What?
    (916): they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial View Post
    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

  6. #6
    Elite Member Lobelia's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    a backwards hillbilly state
    Posts
    20,801

    Default

    Sketch?
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
    Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou

    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

  7. #7
    Elite Member Penny Lane's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Over the hills and far away
    Posts
    21,646

    Default

    Squirrels are sketch as fuck. I know from experience.

    "(207): I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid."

    "(702): I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal."

    "(404): My penis looks like a roll of pennies
    (303): Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
    (404): Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird..."

    "(845): i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen"

    "(631): If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me."

    "(512): I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
    (1-512): Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply"

  8. #8
    Elite Member HelpMeRhonda's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Ohio
    Posts
    3,869

    Default

    Thank you for posting this site.. it has occupied my day.. All day.
    'High, High. Yaw Both High and Smokin' Weeeed in Front of My Howse"
    Bah-Brahhh-Teen Mom

  9. #9
    Elite Member Karistiona's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Alba
    Posts
    12,628

    Default

    "i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen " ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! This site is just too funny!
    I smile because I have no idea what's going on

  10. #10
    Elite Member msdeb's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    in a van down by the river
    Posts
    39,431

    Default

    alright, everyone of you GR peeps get off of the site, so i can look!

    Network Timeout













    The server at www.textsfromlastnight.com is taking too long to respond.







    The requested site did not respond to a connection request and the browser has stopped waiting for a reply.

    * Could the server be experiencing high demand or a temporary outage? Try again later.
    Basic rule of Gossip Rocks: Don't be a dick.Tati
    Lighten Up Francis WCG

  11. #11
    Elite Member HelpMeRhonda's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Ohio
    Posts
    3,869

    Default

    (310): Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
    (770): b/c u have herpes
    (310): No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
    -------------------------------

    (816): She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
    ---------------------------
    (310): i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
    ---------------------------
    707): I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
    'High, High. Yaw Both High and Smokin' Weeeed in Front of My Howse"
    Bah-Brahhh-Teen Mom

  12. #12
    Elite Member Mel1973's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Cuntopia
    Posts
    42,951

    Default

    850): Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
    (850): I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

    You assholes, I just took the damned pictures off my window into the hall & now I'm sitting here laughing so hard I'm crying!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
    П(_)П
    twitchy molests my signature!

  13. #13
    Elite Member Laxmobster's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Down by da beach....boyeee
    Posts
    7,648

    Default

    For all my GR "Social" butterflies!

    (254): Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial View Post
    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

  14. #14
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Back of Beyond
    Posts
    11,082

    Default

    (850): Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
    (850): I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife


    Thank you Jebus! I love this site!

  15. #15
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Back of Beyond
    Posts
    11,082

    Default

    (507): I want your puppy
    (507): I meant pussy
    (612): I would rather you take my puppy


    I'm dying over here!!!!!!

Page 1 of 23 1234511 ... LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. W8, WUT? Teen sends nearly 34,000 texts
    By NicoleWasHere in forum News
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: January 18th, 2009, 09:34 AM
  2. Replies: 25
    Last Post: November 12th, 2008, 04:25 PM
  3. Replies: 5
    Last Post: October 6th, 2008, 09:29 PM
  4. Replies: 4
    Last Post: May 7th, 2008, 08:21 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •