I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we had
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends
encouraged me; and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was her younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty years old, and wore tight mini skirts
and low-cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got
many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate, as she never
did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister phoned and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that although
I was marrying her sister, she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs
to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned, and stood frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down at
me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened it and stepped out of the house, and started walking straight
towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in
his eyes he hugged me, and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
test. We couldn't ask for a better husband for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Have a nice day
No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
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