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    Default Wanted: Young virginal female to share tacky digs with creepy old man

    "Here’s the “Russian king”, who posted his pictures in the internet because he wants to find a girl of 16-20 years old for a marriage. He lives in Saint Petersburg and he’s 39 years old (at least, it’s what he says). A quotation: “My kingdom is growing and there’s no a decent Cinderella (without bad habits, having good looks and intelligence) to transform into a princess capable of loyalty and love (without intimate past (=virgin))”.

    And now, meet the King:"



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    See him posing next to his sink? Yes ladies, he's got indoor plumbing!!!!!

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    Christ! He makes Liberace's house look subdued.
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    The lucky woman will remain a virgin. That is clear! Plastic covered chairs-oh,my.
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    Gross.

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    Well, what girl wouldn't want all that and that hot man too?Wait, I cannot even joke about that without making myself a little sick.

    Happy trails to you...until we meet again.
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    Sorry...haha...there is no way he is the age he claims.

    Thirty-nine, my ass.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    1) he spraypainted everything gold. Nice.

    2) he owns a chevy. I guess over there that's a status symbol..

    3) i would go insane in that tacky horror of a house
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    Oh bless his heart.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Why doesn't he own any sheets?

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    I was thinking the same thing.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Maybe he's waiting to keep his sheets pure so he can spill some virgin blood on them?

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    I love his range of facial expressions.


    I bet he took all these pictures himself, I can just imagine him setting the self-timer and scurrying to his desired postion.

    Sadly I'm too old for his criteria, and not 'pure'


    I'm heartbroken, really I am!

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    Holy shit. Those house pics belong in the tacky decor thread.
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    It's hard to choose a favorite picture:






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    I think is looking for Cinderfella and not Cinderella? My gaydar just pinged. Just a little but a little is enough.

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